Drunk Post
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The general term used to refer to enjoying the internet while half in the bag, or failing that, totally pissed.
History
It is unknown when Man first posted drunk, though there is evidence pointing to dispatches sent from Winston Churchill, then Prime Minster of England, to Adolf Hitler during the Second World War that may have been an early form of Drunk Posting.
From the Churchill Dispatches,
"Hy HITFACE... your mom,thatswhat."
"Goo back tu yor boyfiend, fagg"
"I LUV SCOTCH!11"
What is known is that Hitler later had the posts removed from his MySpace page.
Drunk Posting as a way of life?
Today, drunk posting, and it's distant cousins drunk dialing and drunk texting, have become an important, and ever growing part of our modern lives.Some have even come to devote their entire lifetime to perfecting their craft, such as Alsace, a young, strapping med student whose work with Drunk Posting has earned him critical success.
The Perils of Drunk Posting
Like all extreme sports, Drunk Posting is not without its dangers. Even veteran posters may awake one day to find they've made a total dick out of themselves the night before.
